I am
- 7% motivation
- 93% anxiety
which comes out to be
- 100% getting nowhere
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sometimes i get the urge to be really nasty and mean and say mean things and then i go to do it and i cant its like. im too soft. im not punk rock at all. i lied. i lied to you all. i lied on the internet. im not hardcore. im possibly soft grunge but thats about it
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i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like
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i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep
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- News: Yahoo buys Tumblr
- Me: What does this mean?
- Friend: It means that the ministry is interfering at Hogwarts.
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
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ah yes…. the smell of victory
I don’t want this.JESUS CHRIST I JUST HAD A STROKE
i just threw up in my mouth a little
nONONONO
WHY DO PEOPLE INSIST ON PUTTING MY NIGHTMARES ON MY DASH
I think I can hear all the tumblr users crying.
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i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else
and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like
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- fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
- real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me*
i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear
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do you ever remember that harry is only 18 years old and he’s been accused of sleeping with 410 women and breaking up 3 marriages and he can’t even get a tattoo without being surrounded by thousands of girls and he has no privacy and never actually gets to just be an 18 year old kid
For a minute I thought you were talking about Harry Potter and I was really confused
I was trying to remember when this happened in the books.
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